parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

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  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.

16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

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“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”

Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

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nubbsgalore:

self portratis by paul zizka in banff national park (see also: victor liu and previous posts of the aurora and milky way)

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mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via nanchieee)

jessicadrags:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

she got the oscar for this performance.

image

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wnderlst:

Skógafoss, Iceland | Mark Leddra

wnderlst:

Skógafoss, Iceland | Mark Leddra

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thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

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punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

(via griernashty)

buildabitchworkshop:

stevebruschetta:

Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

STOP

(via heyfunniest)

bookishboi:

tobreakandblossom: acircularjoy:

ducklings

stairs

they do this to get out of ponds etc or up onto bank ridges

ducklings, stairs

tobreakandblossom this is for you, very impartant

TINY INEFFICIENT BABIES WITH THEIR PADDLY FEET AND THEIR PEEP PEEP AND SO MANY

THE LAST ONE I WAS CHEERING FOR SO HARD

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via grime-wzrd)

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

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